About Sakura Tees
Sakura Tees was born a poor, black child. Wait, that’s not it... let me try again.
Sakura Tees is an art studio that fancies itself a clothing company. After years of wearing geek t-shirts that either spouted some witty line,
advertised some licensed property, or drove some internet meme into the ground, it occurred to us that maybe we should be wearing something a bit more
unique and interesting. I mean, just because we're geeks doesn't mean we can't look good in the process. And I suppose that's what it’s all about.
And then we thought maybe we weren't the only ones.
The Accused
The Artist – Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Artist knows. And yet, no one knows who she is or what she even
looks like. Some say, she only knows two facts about ducks... and that both of them are wrong. And that during the last season of American Idol, she was
rooting for the Miami Dolphins. All we know is that she’s called the Artist.
The Architect – The Architect of Sakura Tees is a woman, or possibly not. He was raised by wolves, or possibly not. They taught him
to track. They taught him to hunt. They taught him to eat only what he kills. They taught him programming. And he uses all these skills even today to
put Sakura Tees up on the internet and keep it from falling into the Abyss. Good job.
The Author – The Author is a ruin of humanity, a mad apeman screaming into the darkness to ease his fear of the unknown just out of
sight. He also writes most of the content for Sakura Tees, dreams up new ways to torment the other two, and may technically own you. We’re still checking
on the legality of that last bit.